GBFM’s One Cock Rule


The venerable poet GBFM has graced the bernankifed desouled masses with another gem. I present his ode to The One Cock Rule and Three Cock Rule respectively.


OMG both of you betado9uches above are violating THE ONE COCK RULE!!!

You are alloowing chix to bring other COCKS into your mind lozlzlzzoz zlozllzl. The second a chick makes me think of another cock she is outta my house outta my mind or if she’s texting on a date which almost never happens because i almost never date i go “i gotta use the men’s room lzozlzl” and then i leave her with the bill. she can text her ten other cocks to comne over and pay for her drniks/dinner lzozlzlzllzlzlz and then,. after paying, they have full right to gizizizizizalizzz all over her lzozlz

“I’ve been seeing this girl for a year. We live together and I’ve still got hand.”

OMG lzozzlzll wtf are fuckity fucks doing with chix in your homes? lzozlzlzlz omg lozlzlzlzlzl looozers lzozlzlzlz1!! hzhzh



O U T OUT! lzozlzlzl

OMG lozlzlzozlozozolzl wft r u doing dating a chick 4 a yer did your dick fall off? Were yu chosen by Beernanke and given an award and medal to support today’s slutty slutt vampiressses cuckholders cockcutters?

sounds 2 me it is the latter as u have no cock lzozlzlzlzl lzzozl

and she made you think of another cock

fucktard haven’t u heard of the one cock rule?

let’s teach these douches somethin ’bout nbein a man yo!

throw a beat over this way.
yo yo yo yo
yo yo yo

now hit it!

one cock rule one cock rule
i ain’t no beta fool i ain’t no beta tool
about another cock ya make me think
i’m gone, yo bitch,
let the betas buy yas yer next drink

one cock rule one cock rule
i ain’t no beats fool i ain’t no beta tool
over vampires and werewolfe you ginas all drool
letting their cocks touch your deep down stool
then you blame the betas in school
and transfer wealth for the bernanke gene pool
jonah goldberg sends our alphas 2 die on foreign shores
stuffing his face with dc pizza as they die in fiat wars
neocon womenz repeating butthexers lies in their mags
even after menopause and no need for da ragz
telling young chickas to lust after vampires
as they build their fiat empires

one cock rule one cock rule
i ain’t no fool i ain’t no tool
about another cock ya make me think
i’m gone, yo bitch,
let the betas buy yas yer next drink

let the betas pay to raise your bastard kids
let the betas sign teh fiat masters marriage contracts
theft in fiat inflation is hid
as they swing their bankrupting axe
i don’t care what last night u did,
ever since i kicked ya gina out, i been relaxed.

as they promote butthex across the land
ripping out fetuses from parenthood planned
as fathers form teh homes the neocons ban
the atalnatic authoresses just don’t undertsand

but when chix wakes up and her butt is sore
it’s not my fault no–it’s cause she’s a whore
as the fiat masters desoul women with butthex cock
teach them to transfer wealth with pre-teen strumpet rock

one cock rule one cock rule
i ain’t no fool i ain’t no tool
about another cock ya make me think
i’m gone, yo bitch,
let the betas buy yas yer next drink

womenz womenz bernanke took advanatge of you
you wasted your best years on vampires and werewolves
and now you cry your tears cause of your sore anus
stamp your little feet saying, “you betas must pay for this!!!”

and aging neocon women promoting butthexing vampires
teacxhing women to lust after the undead
as the neocons suck the western world dry
bankrupting it all,m enlsaving it debt
while selfish womenz at the atalnatic monthly
cry cry cry
cry cry cry
not for you or me
but for themselves
not for the 50,000,000 aborted souls
but for their dried up ginas and sore assholes
so many chances they had to marry a nice guy
but he left her dry
so whe butthexed with the asshole
and now see her cry
and wonder why
and transofrm the entire univeristy
into a program to further the fiat lie
to transfer wealth and wage war and death
to about fifty million more
and redefine fifty cocks in her ass as empowered
and not a whore

all together now!

lzozllzzl lozlzlz zlozozoz
lozlzl lzozozlz ozlzooz zlo9oo
lozlzlz ozlzoozl ozlzlzoz lzozlz zlzoz zlzozzlozlzozlo

one cock rule one cock rule
i ain’t no fool i ain’t no tool
about another cock ya make me think
i’m gone, yo bitch,
let the betas buy yas yer next drink
alreayd seen yer pink stink
bent ya over the sink

and howscomes the bankers southpark never does satarize
because everything is fair game–truth love honor–excpet for fiat butthexing lies.

all together now!

lzozllzzl lozlzlz zlozozoz
lozlzl lzozozlz ozlzooz zlo9oo
lozlzlz ozlzoozl ozlzlzoz lzozlz zlzoz zlzozzlozlzozlo


^^^^ to the 24 for or so tardbetadouches who voted my “one cock rule” rap down


what do ya want?

a two cock rule rap?

or three cock rule?

three cock rule, three cock rule,
i’m a beta herb my own cock won’t do
i need a chick to cuckold me
i need a chick on me to pee
three cock rule, three cock rule,
i love being the greater fool
one cock in her mouth, one in her anus,
i keep mine in my pants,
and pay her bills and rent and fare for da bus.
so she can club and grind, on denim cocks dance.
three cock rule, three cock rule,
i treat my lady like a nice guy,
give her chivarly while with 2 others she doth lie,
three cock rule, three cock rule,
while your cock doth touch her stool,
i play videogames @ home in my single mom’s basement,
as teh fed fianance feminsits studies @ school,
teaching her to love and bail out the butthexers,
to persucte me 4 letting her live 4 free,
while she tickles drummer/druggie cock until it goes
splooge splooge splooge! tee hee tee hee!
three cock rule, three cock rule,
i’m the beta herb, teh cuckholded fool,
i respect her, keep my cock in my pants,
fund her with other cocks to dance.


or would u betaherbs prefer a five cock rule rap! omg i bet someofya would like dat! lzozl



Women Who Don’t Get Hit On (The Female Beta)

One of these things is not like the others…

Attractive women get the lion’s share of male attention, there is no disputing this. Don’t believe me, which girl above are you looking at?…  I thought so. The 8’s, 9’s, and rare 10’s captivate us, garnering compliments and secret stares from men wherever they go. The less attractive of the sex do not fare so well, I call them the female beta’s. There’s nothing wrong with them per se they’re just average in every way. The only time they come across genuine sexual interest is from some drunken knave who musters up enough liquid courage to approach her at last call. The average girl watches and secretly envies the attention paid to her attractive sisters. Multiple orbitors suitors laugh at her every comment, buy her drinks, and treat her snatch like it’s made of solid gold. The average in every way girl has never been approached by a dashing suave man during the daytime, if she is she stumbles just as a male beta would if approached by an attractive women.

All of us want better quality women, but in our haste we forget the majority of average women. I recently discovered this myself. My group and I required something that could only be had by dealing with a young college girl, a solid 6 on the scale. We were all dressed well for a business meeting, clean looking, and confident in our soon to be successful presentation. I approached the guardian with a charming smile, resonant voice, and light-heartedly flirted with her so we could procure what we needed. The look on her face was almost priceless. It was obvious she was interested, all the classic signs were there. Hair tosses and body alignment towards us when I walked towards her. Hair preening and straightening of posture to show me her neck and breasts. The blood rushed to her face and she began to blush, mind you this is still in the first 10 seconds of the interaction. When I asked her simple questions she stumbled on her words, looked down, and with a smile apologized for being tongue tied. Long story short, we ended up with what we needed. Once the panic of the approach was over she reverted back to a more feminine temperament I hadn’t seen before. She giggled as she left us to our own devices and held my eye contact with a coy smile over her shoulder as she walked away. As we left she gave me the soft eyes and waved as we faded away. I looked back as she giggled and blushed with her equally average co-workers circling her.


This girl had an average body, about 5’6 130 lbs. Dressed average (frumpy t-shirt and jeans) with a small amount of acne on her face, no makeup, and at first an androgynous demeanor  It was painfully obvious she had little experience of being hit on during the daytime. It made me think of all the women I never give second looks to through the day. The women at the post office, the cafeteria, the library. I deal with them daily, but my mind is on the cute blonde with the pink thong peeking out of her sweat pants, or the raven haired French exchange student with perky breasts who speaks breathy whispers in my ear. The average simply does not register in my mental. I shudder to think of how many opportunities I have missed because of it. Right now there are hundreds of millions of women dying for (quality) male attention. Heartiste has previously stated that high quality males are even rarer than high quality females, he flipped the script. These women pine after us, wishing we would just throw them some attention in the form of a throwaway line, a smile, or even a fleeting glance. Anything to distract them from the humdrum mediocrity of the daily grind.

Going deeper, it explains a lot of female nature. The reason they buy romance novels, the success of Twilight, Fifty Shades of Grey, etc… They dream of a powerful man coming to rescue them from their boring lives. You can be that man, with a little work you can have your choice of the multitudes of average women waiting to be ravished. This goes double for the unfortunate ugly or obese women. These will latch onto any man that shows them the most remote kindness. With that said, there is no reason for any man to be forcibly alone/sexually frustrated. Which reminds me of an interesting little blurb posted on one of Heartiste’s articles. Here it is verbatim;

“3 kinds of women in world, and you can explain it in the parable of the fruit tree. There is the fruit that is already on the ground, not fit for human consumption, its free for all to enjoy, scavenged with ease. Then there’s the low hanging fruit, often sweet and enjoyable, but overtly ripe soon to fall to the ground but still edible.Then there is the firm barely ripened fruit at the top of the tree. Its sweet, its sticky, and its wet. One must climb with great effort with a high risk of fall. But should one fall there is always a bed of the soft rotten fruit to break your fall. Enjoy the fallen fruit but always seek fruit from the top of the tree. All fruit believes its at the top of the tree, its up you the harvester who must educate the fallen fruit where it truly lays. For even the rotted fruit, several inches below the surface of the earth believes its at the top of the tree”.

There you have it gentlemen, go forth and conquer. Memorize the above quote and pillage that lonely pussy that waits with bated breath for your triumphant entrance. Bask in the glow of women willing to worship at the feet of their prince who saved them from a life full of cats.

The World Is Your’s, Just Reach Out and Take It: Get On Your Shit

Don’t Let Average Women Get You Down: Let It Die