Why Men Should Sexually Discriminate

“I feel like her hip bones are too big”

“Pimple problems, you’ll have to fix that.”

“She’s nothing special, but maybe something will come up.”

“She looks like she’s 25 already, it could be a problem.”

Some things said about young women like these…

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in the movie Girl Model. Far from the internet nerd rage sperglings suffering from pointy elbows syndrome, these comments come from a vetted model scout looking at highly attractive women in their prime. If you have any inkling of red pill in you, there’s a good laugh to be had watching the head model scout critique these women. This movie is only 77 minutes long but provides numerous takeaways for men looking to develop discriminating tastes and bed beautiful (lingerie model quality) women. I’ll highlight a few for us here.

In the first five minutes we watch the model scout spout those gems to arguably some of the most attractive women in Eastern Europe. The Japanese market they hope to model in prizes slim, petite figures, beautiful smooth faces, and above all youth. Some of those auditioning are as young as 13 (they must pretend they are at least 15) while the upper limits are about 23, coincidentally the same age range men worldwide attribute with beauty (cue misguided feminist rage). The scout has game in spades and it shows. The pimple comment was directed to a girl who would be a hard 8 here in the U.S. and I could only imagine the quality of ass this guy must pull. The trope “act as if” is always good to live by, and you should act as if you were this model scout. But this is his job you might say, true but how many men can deliver that line with a cocky yet dismissive tone, not many I bet. Most manginas would rush to her aid, plaster and chisel in hand to build her a pedestal to raise her to the heavens. This scene alone, only 5 minutes in is worth the watch.

Secondly, it shows how impoverished these girls really are. Nadya, the film’s protagonist lives in a small ramshackle cabin with her family in Russia. Besides school she picks cabbages and talks with her grandmother for fun. No cellphones, one computer, and a whole lot of cabbages. Quite different from the wimminz of America twerking away their education. To be short, they live average lives like the rest of the population. There is no fundamental difference between them and anyone else. Instead they have to rely on being feminine, sexy, and attractive, to land a good husband who won’t beat them in a vodka induced alcoholic rage. 99% of these girls did not make the cut and returned to their village empty handed and will probably farm cabbages for the rest of their lives. Their natural beauty is for naught.

Daria Konovalova

Daria Konovalova

Third, the modeling / fashion industry is more cut-throat than I thought. One of the girls gained 2 cm on her waist size and was sent home ($2,000 in debt to the agency). That is some hardcore quality control. Think about that the next time some pug faced fattie tells you she’s a model.

Fourth, models are crazy just like every other chick you will meet. Ashley, a 32 yr old former model turned model scout (when the wall approached) keeps these toy babies in her house in lieu of other family or pets. She talks to them, caresses them, and otherwise treats them like real children. Listening to her rationalize her age-related removal decision to walk away from modeling is humorous in itself.  She also secretly photographs the models beneath the table while she interviews them and stores the pics in a shoebox. Now if that was a man that would be all sort of criminal charges, but she freely admits it and even shows them. She then shows us pictures of the hairy ulcer removed from her gut. Bitches be crazy.

In closing, watch this movie. Currently streaming on Netflix it is well worth it. The first five minutes alone will change your perception of feminine beauty, helping you become a better critic and raising your standards.. The dolled up humanoid troll known as Nicki Minaj will hold no sway over you. The exceedingly average Selena Gomez and her ilk cannot hold a candle to even the least attractive EE chicks in this film. You must become nonreactive to beauty, this film is a crash course. Enjoy your new eyes.

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Miss Russia 2012

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A Simple Way To Not Pedastalize Women

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Hangover. The word used to instill dread in my mind. Pounding headache, upset stomach, and all the other lovely after effects of a night well spent. But no longer does a hangover bother me, truth be told you can run some of your best game in this state. It led to receiving my 2nd pseudo marriage proposal of the year.

The degree to which you are hungover is extremely important. What were looking for is a “clean” hangover opposed to a dirty one. Clean implies minimal physical effects while still providing the desired mental state. The key is to drink at least two glasses of water before you go to sleep (if you have not been drinking water in between drinks) From my experience this is what it looks like.

  • Positive but world weary.
  • Tired: slower speech, talk less, mind cannot work overtime to pedastalize.
  • Voice is usually deeper.

Hard to explain, but most of you have felt a clean hangover before. It helps if you truly left it all out there last night, as I did the night before this story. The first time I found this out was last year when a good family friend and his kids visited my parents. The daughter was a cute 18 year old who I had met a few times previous but barely knew. In my hungover state all I did was make fun of Eli Manning’s weird face for my own amusement as we watched the game. Long story short I refuse to do anything for her and half seriously / joking call her useless for not learning to ride a bike or even have a drivers permit. Of course she likes it, every cute girl loves when you bust their chops and regard them as you’re bratty younger sister. Fast forward 30 minutes as we’re all sitting around the table for lunch she looks me dead in the eye and asks me if I want to get married. I spouted of a joking dismissal, but she was actually serious (as serious as an 18 year old girl can get). The air is sucked out of the room, everyone looks at me like I suddenly grew a dick out of my forehead.

Remember that scene? Ethan Hawke thinks the team is joking when they try to give him his cut. Turns out they weren’t kidding after all, and that’s exactly what my dining room looked like. I fucking nuked her hamster, “how could a guy turn me down? I mean really?” flashed across her face. The next rationalization thing she said to me is “are you gay, you must be gay?” (we’re going to learn to deal with that later) in the most serious of tones. Well it only got more awkward from there on as I make no attempt at a reconciliation as she picks up the remains of her hamster from the floor. I continue being awesome while she doesn’t say much until they leave. She stares at me through the window as they drive away.

In another article I’ll discuss the other two women who wanted to get married last year, luckily I handled those more gracefully than the one I just told you about. Regarding this incident, there is a rich history between our families, both of us are close in age, come from good families and her parents would love to marry her off to a guy like me, so I’m sure it wasn’t as random for her as it was for me, but we’ll get into the nitty gritty next time. In the mean time utilize the +10 to your not give a fuck attitude a clean hangover imbues.

This, if the roles were reversed.

“That’s Not Fair”

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As a leader you are going to hear the phrase “that’s not fair” more than you wish. Whether it be from team members, opponents, or even family, you must learn to effectively counter this cheap ploy. With a little thought you will soon let it slide off of you like rain slides off a smooth stone. These words encompass the most childish of words, and whoever utters them attempts appeal  to your sense of “fairness”. “I bought xxx for yyy and now I want to sell it for zzz but the market is down, that’s not fair!” “The woman I was talking to left with another man, that’s not fair!” The examples are endless and I am sure you have heard many today alone.

People who claim TNF believe that all of the 7.1 billion people on this planet adhere to their own personal (and highly subjective) interpretation of fairness. They are also unable or unwilling to see things from another persons perspective, they will not look at outside circumstances, in short, they refuse to look at the REALITY OF THE SITUATION. Instead of lecturing or verbally flaying the abuser try tips first:

  • If you can move past it, quickly move onto whatever is next on the agenda. Treat it as if a small child just uttered TNF. Not disdainfully but respectfully.
  • If not possible take a deep breath and turn to face the group.
  • Briefly lay out the reality of the situation, logically and with no hint of emotion. If the issue itself is highly controversial/emotional do not fan the flames, tempers will be running high as is. If it’s something small / inconsequential you can always take a page out of the PUA playbook and playfully agree and amplify.
  • If they still persist, make a pro’s and con’s list. You will win if their argument relies strictly on fairness and nothing else.

The end. Do not fall into the frame of the attacker, you are the leader for the reason, you are the one who has to make the hard decisions. You don’t always have to have people agree with you.

Before these hard decisions must be made you have to build a good rapport with the group. The old maxim “I would never ask you to do anything I would not do myself” is a guiding light. If they see that you will take the blame for your personal mistakes and sometimes the mistake of the group itself, they will follow you to the end. Leading from the front, getting your hands dirty, while not always necessary or prudent, shows your teammates you don’t just bark orders, you can actually lead when you have to. Think Theodore Roosevelt and his all volunteer unit of Rough Riders. Thousands of men (much more than he needed) from far and wide signed up to follow TR because they knew he would not be sitting comfortably in an officers lounge miles away, but he would be leading the charge, pistol in hand to take both Kettle and San Juan Hill.

TR and the Rough Riders atop Kettle Hill, July 3rd 1898

TR and the Rough Riders atop Kettle Hill, July 3rd 1898

 

The Pity Party Is Over NSFW

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That menstrual discharge that I called the last post disgusted me to my damn core. I’m surprised my dick didn’t recede into my body and leave a gaping vag in it’s wake. To those unfortunate few who read that filth, accept the above tokens of manliness to reconcile the difference. Woke up to push-ups, bacon, and Return of Kings. Legs still feel like linguini from the Jackknife Squats (only stage 2 progression in CC). Gonna run 3 miles in a few. I needed that feeling of disgust, I never want to feel that again. And I never want to share anything like that every again.

The Hottest Girl In the Club and How I Bitched Out

Way to go asshole

Way to go asshole

Ok, maybe she wasn’t the hottest girl there (and I’m still a little drunk), maybe a solid 8, but for the sake of full disclosure here we go. All of my friends left, at this relatively early point I’m flying solo (1:15 am) As I leave the bathroom I lock eyes with this slim, pretty. light skinned, spanish (she could be puerto rican, dominican, argentinian, etc… for all I know ) girl in a flower print blouse on the packed dance floor. This had to be at least the 3rd time I’ve seen her tonight and she’s always been dancing by herself in a crowd of people. Besides my bitch ass rationalizations, I felt bad for her. You could see the frustration on her face. (I mean wouldn’t you be confused and kind of angry if your ugly friends got more attention than you). I wondered why no guy has even attempted to dance with her, she doesn’t appear bitchy, no boyfriend, not drunk (maybe that’s the problem). There’s plenty of guys looking at her, and coincidentally I happen to be one of them. I’m slated to become one of my hated enemy, the ravenous pack of wall dwellers shielding themselves with their beer. As the lions vehemently hate the hyenas, I too hate this sect of bar culture. For the life of me I don’t know what stopped us and I’m sure a lot of guys will say “just approach brah”. As I smoked a cigarette outside she walked past me, alone, as her homely friend towed some lug home. We looked at each other again, she kept walking, I puffed the opportunity away.

I bitched out, plain and simple. It happens and I’m not afraid to admit it. I could have made this post a draft or private in an effort to get this off my chest, but fuck that. While I’ll forget about her before I even wake up today, I’ll say this. The old saying “rejection is better than regret” is true. Then again I’m somewhat drunk atm so take this for what it’s worth. Carpe Diem mofo’s.

EaL Book Review: Jesus’ Son 5/5

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“I’d been staying at the Holiday Inn with my girlfriend, honestly the most beautiful woman I’d ever known, for three days under a phony name, shooting heroin. We made love in the bed, ate steaks at the restaurant, shot up in the john, puked, cried, accused one another, begged of one another, forgave, promised, and carried one another to heaven.”

Rating: 5/5 Must Read

At 160 pages this book is a definite must read, as most of you will be able to finish it in one sitting. Denis Johnson can teach every writer a thing or two about how to begin and end stories as seen with the above quote, the beginning of the story Work. Johnson sucks the reader into the grimy realm of the world weary, drug addled, and chronically lonely. It’s almost as if you are the nameless protagonist(s), wandering the city late at night, working shit jobs, and sharing drinks at the local dive with other nameless folks at the end of the world. Sounds depressing but it’s anything but that. Surely some of you who have fallen off the tracks into the dark abyss can relate to the short stories presented. For the others who just want to visit there, this book will be your guide. Rich description and point blank prose make this a modern American classic. A new paperback copy is only $3.99 on Amazon, do yourself a favor and pick it up. If you’ve read Jesus’ Son I would love to hear your thoughts on it, drop a line in the comments on what you think.

“People entering the bars on First Avenue gave up their bodies. Then only the demons inhabiting us could be seen. Souls who had wronged each other were brought together here. The rapist met his victim, the jilted child discovered its mother. But nothing could be healed, the mirror was a knife dividing everything from itself, tears of false fellowship dripped on the bar.”

Convict Conditioning

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After finishing up my previous 6 week weight lifting program earlier this week I’ve decided on Convict Conditioning to be my next guide. After reading through the first 40 pgs or so I’m willing to put Paul “Coach” Wade’s book to the test. Despite all the attention paid to finding out his real name and identity the program is arguably one of the most accessible routes to increased strength. Based on bodyweight exercises and advanced calisthenics you can do it anywhere free of gym’s and machines. I see merit in his arguments from my own lifting experience. Injuries happen to every lifter regardless of proper form, due in part to unnatural movements and weight that the body is just not meant to handle. I start the Good Behavior program today and will provide updates weekly.

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Along with a flowchart to track your progression.

http://www.allthingsgym.com/2011/12/convict-conditioning-summary-cheat-sheet/

*Update*: I completed the Friday workout.

Handstand Pushup; Step 1 Wall Headstands 2×30 sec

Bridge:Step 1 Short Bridges 2×25

A Toast, To All The Women Going Home Alone

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The three girls dolled up in make-up and heels dancing in a circle while they desperately scan the floor for guys. One of them makes desperate eye contact with every guy who walks by to no avail. The 5′s, 6′s, and 7′s who end up alone all night with no male companionship in sight. The Female Beta post from a few months back rang clear and true tonight. I wish I could give all these women the love fuck they deserve. I appreciate the time it takes for them to pick an outfit, cake up their faces, and waddle around in heels so we can stare at their asses. But alas, I am only one man, with one dick and I can only help so many of these forgotten women in one night. My lack of attention is not for their lack of trying, there are just more interesting prospects out there. Maybe it’s pride, after all, why forsake the sure thing. The one that falls into your lap early in the night. She might not be the best looking but this is a guaranteed notch. This is the way I see it,

Look at that majestic mother fucker. Picture him mid-stride chasing down a herd of gazelle. He runs past the sick and old to tackle the fastest one at the head of the herd. Why? Because he knows he can, because he can assert his will on his environment

Both sexes rationalize to themselves why they go home alone. I find it intriguing, the lies people tell to save face at the end of the night. The sad part is the guy in the uniform chode outfit (blue striped button up, jeans, sneakers) standing against the wall with his beer shield at max power is the same as the 7 who constantly scans the room. Both of them go out wanting to meet someone cool, someone interesting and sexy that they can make a connection with for one night. Instead of taking the chance on someone that could change their lives, they wander back home, lonely and angry.

Related Light Reading For Your Enjoyment:  Women Who Don’t Get Hit On (The Female Beta)

Sometimes I’m that chode: The Hottest Girl In the Club And How I Bitched Out

May The Bridges I’ve Burned Light The Way

StumbleUpon sends me here first:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/9049120/Losing-touch-with-friends-most-common-deathbed-regret.html

4) I wish I had stayed in touch with my friends.

“Often they would not truly realise (sic) the full benefits of old friends until their dying weeks and it was not always possible to track them down.

“Many had become so caught up in their own lives that they had let golden friendships slip by over the years.

“There were many deep regrets about not giving friendships the time and effort that they deserved.

“Everyone misses their friends when they are dying.”

That last line is pretty deep, “everyone misses their friends when they are dying”. The family I’ve fallen out of touch with, the women I never call back, acquaintances that want to be friends. All the people I waylay in pursuit of something else, something I value more than them at the moment. Will I regret it all right before I exhale my final breath, when it’s too late to change it all? Is it worth it?

I roll the thought around my head as I hit the button again and I get this…

 

StumbleUpon: Keeping cads and players on the straight and narrow since 2001.

The List (A Work In Progress)

 

1) Cliff dive

  • a)  20 ft dive
  • -punch that snapping turtle in the mouth
  • b) 50 ft dive
  • c) 100ft dive

2) Surfing

  • a) Over waves
  • b) Through tunnels

 

3) Skydive

  • a) Certified (9 jumps)
  • b) Group Jump
  • c) Group Formation
  • d) Onto a helicopter

4) Learn to ride a motorcycle

  • a) Win a motorcycle race
  • b) Top 150 mph
  • c) Dirt Track Race
  • d) Quarter Mile
  • e) Professional Race
  • f) Ride across the country
  • g) Ride through South America, Europe, and Africa. Over massive desert sand dunes, through the raging arctic snows.
  • g) Live for a long time

 

 

5) Drive a manual transmission car

  • a) Dirt Track race
  • b) Quarter Mile
  • c) Drive through South America, Europe, and Africa.
  • d) Drive a 300, 400, 500 and 600+ hosepower car
  • e) Drift a 180 degree turn

6) Fly a helicopter

  • a) Get my license
  • b) Fly through the Grand Canyon

7) Basejump

  • a) Bridge
  • b) Canyon
  • c) Into a cave
  • d) Off a building
  • e) Off the tallest building
  • f) Wingsuit
  • g) Urban Wingsuit

 

8) Bungee Jump
9) Plant 1 tree a year

  • a) Plant one tree a month

10) Wake board

  • a) Paraglide
  • b) Water-ski
  • c) Jet-ski

11) Kayak

  • a) Lake
  • b) Ocean
  • c) Canyon
  • d) White Water
  • e) 50 ft+ cliff

12) Learn to Ski/ Snowboard

  • a) Black Diamond
  • b) Uncharted Mountain
  • c) Heli-ski/board

 

13) Become a Great Dancer

  • a) Breakdance
  • b) Kick some one in the face with Capoiera

14) Master a Musical Instrument

  • a) Write a song
  • b) Record a song

15) Buy a boat

  • a) Sail around the world

 

16) Learn to Juggle 3 things
17) Go to a rave

  • Death Metal show
  • Rap show
  • Rock show
  • Sing on karaoke night

18) Drugs

  • Weed
  • Coke
  • Shrooms
  • DMT
  • Ectasy

19) Get into a fight

  • Win
  • Lose
  • Draw

20) Live on Every Continent

  • Visit every country (flags included)
  • Visit every big city
  • Swim in every ocean
  • Party In Ibiza
  • Seven Old & New Wonders

21) Win in Vegas